Showing posts with label Humor 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor 2. Show all posts

Friday, February 10, 2012

More Dad Humor

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.'
Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
Mohamed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
he climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope,he asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'

'No, I am Jesus,the Christ; you will find Mohamed higher up.'

Mohamed higher than Jesus !
Man,oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard
and once again repeats his question:

'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees, and be quick about it !'

Keep your trust in God;  your president is an idiot.

The Blog you just read is not necessarily the views of me, but it is of my father (I just happen to agree with it).  The theology is not sound but does make for a funnier story.

ernie

Saturday, January 28, 2012

More Humor from my Dad

My Daughter has decided to move out

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said,

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately. Throw out all my clothes, take away my TV, my stereo, my iPhone, and my iPod. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or give it to Goodwill. Then sell my car, my horse, and laptop. Take my front door key away from me, throw me out of the house and rent my room out. You must disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sisters."

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 Well, she didn't put it quite like that.

She actually said;

 “Dad, I have decidedvto work for Obama's re-election campaign”.